Seinfeld

"Education teaches you to think. Soup teaches you to obey. Both necessary."

"Change is the death of all good things. I prevent change."

"You cannot buy courage. But you can find it in my soup."

"The poor man who eats my soup is richer than any king."

"I have written no books. My life is the book."

"Hope is for those who have not yet ordered from me."

"You want to know my secret? There is no secret. Only work."

"I am not unkind. I am truthful. There is a difference."

"Creativity is knowing when to say no. I have mastered this."

"War? I have seen the wars in this line. I have conquered them all."

"You cannot negotiate with perfection. Perfection demands submission."

"Music? The sound of my ladle is the only music I need."

"I have read much about leadership. Now they read about me."

"The bowl is a metaphor for life. Full or empty. No in-between."

"You dream of perfect soup? Work. Only work achieves the dream."

"Technology? I need no technology. I need discipline."

"I have no friends. Only customers and enemies."

"Nature teaches us about soup. Seasons, ingredients, timing."

"My workers fear me. This is love in its purest form."

"I do not forgive line cutters. Forgiveness is weakness."

"The health of a man is measured by the soup he eats."

"You think you are special? Everyone thinks they are special. You are not."

"I started with nothing. Now I have everything. Through soup."

"Soup is truth in a bowl. You cannot lie about soup."

"The bread line tests character. I observe. I judge."

"I have constructed a life without compromise."

"You ask for a taste? You get nothing. You get no soup, and you get no taste."

"The future belongs to those with discipline and vision."

"I do not do refunds. I do not do returns. I do excellence."

"You must know what you want before you come to my counter."