That 70s Show

"Time is precious - waste it on the people you love."

"Knowledge is power, but charm is a close second."

"Education opens doors, even if some of them lead to trouble."

"Change is the only constant, so learn to embrace it or at least adjust your wardrobe."

"Courage is doing what's right even when no one's watching."

"Hope keeps you going even when everything seems hopeless."

"Family traditions are important, especially the ones involving food and drinks."

"Friendship is having someone who knows all your secrets and loves you anyway."

"Happiness is finding joy in the simple things - like judgment-free afternoons."

"Love means telling someone the truth, even when it hurts."

"Wisdom is knowing what battles to fight and which ones to let go."

"Success is getting everything you want and making everyone else envious."

"A clean conscience is worth more than a clean house - but only barely."

"Life is too short to wear uncomfortable shoes."

"If you're going to make a mistake, at least look good doing it."

"Red wine and good friends solve most problems."

"Children are blessings, even when they're driving you to drink."

"A woman's place is wherever she wants it to be, preferably in control."

"Men are like houseplants - they need water, sunlight, and ignoring half the time."

"The secret to a good marriage is knowing when to agree with your husband."

"Solitude is nice, but usually interrupted by someone needing something."

"Relationships require work, compromise, and the ability to hold grudges strategically."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually while doing chores."

"Motivation comes from wanting better for yourself and your family."

"War is terrible, but sometimes necessary to maintain order at home."

"Politics is too complicated for most people to understand - like my marriage."

"Literature broadens the mind, especially the good gossip magazines."

"Philosophy is nice, but pragmatism pays the bills."

"History teaches us lessons we keep repeating anyway."

"Technology changes, but good manners never go out of style."