That 70s Show

"Imagination is wonderful, but reality is even better when it's on your terms."

"Adventure is fine as long as you're back for supper."

"Health is wealth, so take care of yourself, for heaven's sake."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys nice things that make you happy."

"Power is knowing how to get what you want without making a scene."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body - or so the strong ones say."

"Strength comes from knowing your worth and demanding respect."

"Kindness costs nothing, but a good deed deserves recognition."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on developing."

"Justice means the right people being punished for their mistakes."

"Creativity is about making ordinary things fabulous."

"Gratitude makes life sweeter, especially in a good wine glass."

"Perseverance is key - keep pushing until you get your way."

"Death is a part of life, so we might as well look good getting there."

"Beauty fades, but good bone structure is forever."

"Humor is the best medicine, right after a good cocktail."

"Dreams are wonderful, but practical plans are better."

"Work ethic is what separates the winners from the lazy bums."

"Leadership means making the hard decisions, like I do every day in this house."

"Faith helps us get through the tough times and the awkward family dinners."

"Music makes the world go 'round, especially when it's played at a reasonable volume."

"Science explains everything except why men are the way they are."

"Art is wonderful for the soul, especially when it matches your curtains."

"Nature is beautiful, but air conditioning is necessary."

"Peace comes from a well-made martini and good company."

"Freedom is wonderful, as long as you come home for dinner."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll make you uncomfortable."

"Time flies when you're having fun, so make sure you're having it."

"Knowledge is power, sweetie, so read everything."

"Education matters, but so does knowing the right people."