That 70s Show

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

"I have a very important question, and I need you to be honest with me."

"You can't spell awesome without me."

"Sometimes you gotta do things that scare you."

"I'm gonna tell you something, and I want you to really hear me on this."

"That's what friends do - they help you be stupid together."

"Why is it called Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round."

"I don't always know what I'm talking about, but I sure sound confident."

"You know what's great about me? I'm a lover, not a fighter."

"Dumbass!"

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking."

"No, see, you're thinking about this all wrong. The key to success is not thinking."

"I'm gonna go get some candy. You want some candy?"

"Okay, okay, I got it. So you're saying the moon... controls the tides. Whoa."

"My brain is on fire!"

"I said good day!"

"Burn!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just really, really good looking."

"Being myself is the hardest and easiest thing."

"Solitude is underrated."

"Relationships require effort I don't have."

"Inspiration strikes when you stop looking."

"Motivation comes from within or from pressure."

"War proves Darwin right."

"Politics is a game I choose not to play."

"Literature doesn't change anything."

"Philosophy is just expensive navel-gazing."

"History's boring unless you're making it."

"Technology is ruining everything."