That 70s Show

"Imagination is my superpower."

"Adventure beats safety every time."

"Health? I'll deal with it later."

"Money buys freedom."

"Power corrupts, but lack of power is worse."

"Fear is just adrenaline's coward cousin."

"Real strength is not caring what anyone thinks."

"Kindness is for suckers."

"Patience is torture."

"Justice is a fantasy for the weak."

"Creativity comes from boredom."

"Grateful for what exactly?"

"Perseverance? That's just refusing to quit."

"Beauty fades; cool is forever."

"My dreams are about being lazier."

"Work is for people without options."

"Leadership is being too cool to follow."

"I don't need faith; I have myself."

"Music makes the pain go away."

"Art's either brilliant or garbage, no middle ground."

"Nature is just trees and bugs."

"Peace is boring."

"Truth is subjective, man."

"Time's meaningless when you're eternal."

"Wisdom comes from experience, and I've got plenty."

"Education doesn't define intelligence."

"Life's a joke; might as well laugh."

"Happiness is a state of mind I've perfected."

"Success smells like pot and looks like me."

"Love's just chemistry with consequences."