That 70s Show

"Beauty is pain, man. Trust me."

"Dreams are nice until you wake up."

"Work is what you do to avoid living."

"Leaders are just followers who got lucky."

"Faith is for people who need answers they can't find."

"Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore."

"Art is subjective, just like everything else."

"Nature's cool and all, but give me air conditioning."

"Peace is just another word for not dealing with drama."

"Freedom means doing whatever you want, whenever you want."

"Time flies when you're having fun, but it crawls when you're not."

"Knowledge is knowing the truth; wisdom is knowing what to do with it."

"Change is for people who are bored."

"Courage? That's just doing something stupid and not thinking about it."

"Hope is for people with no other options."

"Family's a trip, but you're stuck with them."

"Success is when people stop questioning your choices."

"The truth is overrated, man."

"Friends are just people you haven't screwed over yet."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Wisdom? That's for people who can't figure things out themselves."

"I don't do mornings, man."

"Life's too short to worry about what people think."

"Burn!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm too cool for school, man."

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never shopped the right stores."

"Imagination is visualizing yourself in designer clothes before you buy them."

"Adventure is a new restaurant where the fashionable people go."

"Health is important, but looking healthy is what really counts."