That 70s Show

"Family is stuck with you, so you might as well be fabulous for them."

"Friends are people who understand why you need five black purses."

"Success isn't about hard work, it's about looking like you never worked hard."

"Happiness is a new pair of shoes and the admiration of your peers."

"Wisdom is knowing when to upgrade your look completely."

"Love is great, but self-love and shopping? That's the real deal."

"The secret to life is making everything look effortless, even though it's totally calculated."

"Like, gag me with a spoon if I ever become boring."

"Solitude? No thank you, I need my friends to appreciate my fabulousness."

"Relationships require compromise, like choosing which cute guy to date."

"Inspiration is finding the perfect outfit inspiration on Pinterest."

"Motivation comes from the mirror, honey."

"Politics doesn't matter as much as looking politically fabulous."

"Literature is fine, but magazines are way better."

"Philosophy is overthinking things when you should just go shopping."

"History is interesting only if it involves fashion."

"Technology is cool if it helps you look better or shop easier."

"Imagination is picturing yourself in that dress you can't afford yet."

"Adventure is trying a new hair color that might actually look good on me."

"Health is important, but so is looking good doing it."

"Money is important, but looking like you have money is even more important."

"Power is knowing exactly how to use your charm to get what you want."

"Fear? The only thing I fear is a bad hair day."

"Strength is standing up for yourself, even if it means going to the mall alone."

"Kindness is being nice to people who appreciate how fabulous you are."

"Patience is waiting for the next shipment of designer bags to arrive."

"Justice means getting what you deserve—which is everything."

"Creativity means mixing and matching outfits in new and fabulous ways."

"Gratitude is appreciating people who validate how awesome you are."

"Perseverance is staying true to yourself, no matter what anyone says."