That 70s Show

"Death is a tragedy, especially if you're wearing last season's clothes."

"Beauty fades, but a good credit card is forever."

"Why be normal when you can be spectacular?"

"Dreams are like my perfect life: totally achievable with the right attitude."

"Work hard so you can afford the things that really matter in life."

"A real leader knows how to delegate—like telling someone else to carry her bags."

"Faith means believing that everything will work out as long as it's fabulous."

"Music is great, but have you heard the sound of a shopping bag opening?"

"Art is subjective, but my taste is objectively flawless."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as a perfectly applied makeup look."

"Peace comes from knowing your outfit is on point."

"Freedom means never having to say you're sorry for being fabulous."

"The truth is, nobody looks better than me in pink."

"Time flies when you're shopping, which is why I do it constantly."

"Knowledge is power, and looking like you have power is just as good."

"Education is important, but looking educated is even more important."

"Courage is wearing white after Labor Day when you know you can pull it off."

"Hope is believing that tomorrow's sales will be better than today's."

"Family means they have to love you, even when you're a total diva."

"Happiness isn't a destination, it's a really good day at the mall."

"The road to success is paved with good intentions and great hair products."

"Wisdom is knowing when to compromise—like choosing between two amazing shoes."

"Change is good, as long as it doesn't affect my wardrobe."

"I deserve the best because I am the best."

"Love is wonderful, but have you ever had the perfect outfit?"

"True friends are the ones who tell you when your outfit is tragic."

"My hair didn't cost this much to look like yesterday's news."

"A girl's got to have her priorities straight: shopping first, everything else later."

"I don't follow trends, I AM the trend."

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes or date boring boys."