That 70s Show

"Sometimes the best moments are the quiet ones with people you care about."

"The key to happiness is not caring what people think of you."

"Love is like a beautiful sunset - you just gotta sit back and appreciate it."

"Life's too short to worry about the small stuff, man."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Alright, alright, alright."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"That makes sense to me, which means it's probably wrong."

"I'm gonna go do something productive - like watch TV."

"That's the kind of thinking that gets you nowhere - and I'm proof."

"You know what I value most? Nachos."

"I believe in myself - unfortunately."

"That's so crazy it might just work... or it won't."

"I'm on a journey of self-discovery - mostly discovering I'm an idiot."

"Life is like a box of chocolates - I'd eat them all immediately."

"I have dreams, they just don't make sense."

"That's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in stupidity."

"I'm gonna say something smart... nope, can't do it."

"You know what's great about being me? Absolutely nothing."

"I don't need to think about it - my mind is already made up."

"That's the most logical thing I've ever said."

"I think I just confused myself."

"You can't argue with stupid - trust me, I've tried."

"I have all the answers - they're just not right."

"That's life, man. It's confusing and doesn't make sense."

"I'm gonna go with my gut feeling, even though my gut is usually wrong."

"You know what I've learned? Absolutely nothing."

"I like to keep things simple. Like my thoughts."

"That's a good question... I don't have a good answer."

"If I had a brain, I'd be dangerous."