That 70s Show

"I'm gonna be honest with you - I have no idea what honesty is."

"You know what they say: ignorance is bliss."

"I think therefore... I don't think."

"That's so profound, I don't understand it at all."

"I have a confession - I have no confessions."

"Wait, so you're telling me that's not how it works?"

"I'm thinking with my stomach."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I've heard myself talk."

"I have no idea what's going on."

"You know what would be cool? If I was cool."

"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

"That makes no sense whatsoever."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure I'm right."

"Okay, but what if we're wrong?"

"I'm not listening, I'm just waiting for my turn to talk."

"That's stupid. Why would you do that?"

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller."

"Wait, is this a trick question?"

"I'm gonna go back to bed now."

"That's the beauty of it, man. I don't have to think."

"I have a really good idea. What if we all just... stopped thinking?"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I'm not dumb, I'm just selective about the information I retain."

"My brain is on fire!"

"I'm gonna go get some candy."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not paying attention."

"You rock, man."

"I'm gonna regret this."

"That's life, man."