That 70s Show

"I'm the man. I'm so pretty."

"You're a genius, man."

"I'm gonna score tonight."

"That's so cool, man."

"My dad's gonna kill me."

"Jackass!"

"I don't know, man. I'm just a simple guy."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?"

"I'm gonna go get some candy."

"That's what I appreciate about you, man."

"Dumbass!"

"I said good day!"

"Burn!"

"My brain is on fire."

"I'm a sexy beast."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."

"No matter what happens, we'll always have each other's backs."

"I've learned more from my friends than I ever did in school."

"Sometimes the best moments are the simplest ones."

"I'm not perfect, but I'm trying."

"Life's an adventure—you just gotta go with the flow."

"I don't need anyone's permission to be myself."

"That's the lamest thing I've ever heard."

"I'm gonna do better, I promise."

"You're my best friend, and I love you, man."

"I just wanna be happy, is that too much to ask?"

"Why do we even go to school? It's a waste of time."

"I'm not the brightest bulb in the box."

"You gotta learn from your mistakes."