That 70s Show

"A joke a day keeps reality at bay."

"My dreams don't involve responsibilities."

"Work is what you do when you can't avoid life anymore."

"Leadership is convincing people your way is right."

"I have faith in one person: me."

"Music gets me through the horrible parts of reality."

"Scientists are just people afraid of not understanding things."

"Art is whatever I decide is art."

"Nature's fine, but it's not air-conditioned."

"Peace is what you get right before something explodes."

"Freedom tastes better when someone told you can't have it."

"The truth? I've never told it and don't plan to start."

"Time is what happens when you stop watching the clock."

"I know enough to know that education is a scam."

"School's for people who need rules to make sense of life."

"Everything changes except my refusal to change with it."

"Real men don't show fear; they show attitude."

"I'm not hopeful, I'm realistic."

"Dad taught me everything except how to actually listen to him."

"The only person I trust is myself."

"Love is just chemistry with bad timing."

"Life without risk is life without living."

"I don't need luck, I've got style."

"The basement is the only place that makes sense to me."

"Why follow when you can lead by example of not caring?"

"Breaking rules is only fun if someone's watching."

"Telling the truth is for people who have nothing to hide."

"Solitude is the only company that doesn't disappoint."

"Relationships are too much work for too little payoff."

"Inspiration? I inspire myself."