That 70s Show

"Motivation comes from wanting something bad enough."

"War is peace for people who actually enjoy conflict."

"Politics is just theater for people who believe in rules."

"Literature? More like putting yourself to sleep with words."

"Philosophy is what boring people call thinking."

"History is just a bunch of old people's mistakes."

"Technology is cool until it gets in your way."

"Imagination is wasted on people who actually use it."

"Adventure is out there if you're brave enough to find it."

"Health is important until something actually fun comes along."

"Money buys freedom. Everything else is details."

"Power is the only currency that matters."

"Fear is just an excuse for people who don't have guts."

"Strength comes from not needing anyone."

"Kindness is weakness with better PR."

"Patience is overrated. Act now, think later."

"Justice is whatever the guy with the gun says it is."

"Creativity is breaking rules in interesting ways."

"Gratitude is for people who need validation."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."

"Death doesn't scare me. Boredom does."

"Beauty fades, but a good sunburn lasts forever."

"Humor is the best defense against a terrible world."

"Dreams are nice until reality hits you in the face."

"Work is what you do when you can't do anything else."

"Leaders are just people who convinced others to follow them."

"Faith in what? Myself? Yeah, I got that."

"Music is the only language that matters."

"Science is just a bunch of nerds trying to explain the obvious."

"Art is whatever makes you look cool."