That 70s Show

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Quotes from That 70s Show

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"That's my favorite type of... everything."
Kelso Humor
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"I've never been good at the serious stuff."
Kelso Humor
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"Love is... when you really like someone a lot."
Kelso Love
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"I don't always understand things, but I'm really good at nodding along."
Kelso Humor
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"You can't tell me nothing."
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"That's what I'm talking about!"
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"I'm gonna be a cop... or a professional athlete... or something cool like that."
Kelso Dreams
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"The basement is my domain."
Kelso Humor
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"Fez, you're my best friend, man."
Kelso Friendship
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"I don't know nothing about nothing."
Kelso Humor
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm very beholding."
Kelso Beauty
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"I'm gonna remember this moment forever... for like five minutes."
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"That's just stupid, man."
Kelso Humor
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"My mom says I'm cool."
Kelso Humor
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"You know what's awesome? Being awesome."
Kelso Humor
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"I've got a really good feeling about this."
Kelso Hope
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"Friends don't let friends get married."
Kelso Friendship
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"Success is like... when you get what you want."
Kelso Success
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"I don't need to know about feelings, man. I just need to know about having fun."
Kelso Happiness
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"The point is, I'm smart enough to know when I'm not being smart."
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"That's just not cool, man."
Kelso Humor
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"I'm not a moron, I'm just... limited in certain areas."
Kelso Wisdom
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"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
Kelso Courage
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"I'm gonna go get myself some groceries."
Kelso Humor
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"You know what the problem is? Too many people thinking too much."
Kelso Philosophy
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"I know this great shortcut... to jail."
Kelso Humor
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"My brain is on fire."
Kelso Humor
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"Burn!"
Kelso Humor
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"I'm gonna be rich and famous, and then I'm gonna be a rock star."
Kelso Dreams
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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Kelso Love