That 70s Show

"Life's too complicated, so I just keep it simple."

"I'm gonna be cool forever."

"That's what I call a solid plan with no real basis in reality."

"You're my best friends, even if you guys are kind of weird."

"I don't understand most things, but I understand fun."

"The future's gonna be great for cool guys like me."

"I've got a sixth sense for being awesome."

"That's not cool, man. And I know cool."

"Everything makes sense when you don't think about it too hard."

"I'm the king of the basement."

"I know what I like, and that's good enough for me."

"That's so cool, I'm jealous of myself."

"I've got better things to do than worry about that."

"Life's like a basement hangout - you just go with it."

"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I'm definitely not dumb... maybe."

"That's the kind of attitude that gets you somewhere... or nowhere."

"I don't need a plan, I just need confidence."

"The world needs more people like me."

"I'm gonna remember this as the time I was awesome."

"You're alright for a smart guy... I guess."

"I like things that are fun, and I don't like things that aren't."

"That's what separates the cool people from the not cool people."

"I'm telling you, this is gonna be epic."

"Nothing's impossible if you don't understand how it works."

"The point is, I don't really get the point."

"I'm gonna be exactly like my dad... except cooler."

"That's totally cool, man."

"I know I'm not the smartest, but I'm definitely the coolest."

"Sometimes the best things in life are the dumbest."

"I've got moves you haven't even seen yet."