That 70s Show

"Death is the one thing nobody can avoid, so live it up now."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold a lot."

"Humor is the best way to deal with anything uncomfortable."

"Dreams are great until you wake up to reality."

"Work is what you do to get money for fun stuff."

"A good leader knows when to follow."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, like my future."

"Music is the language of the soul, or something like that."

"Science explains why things work, but doesn't explain why parents are annoying."

"Art is subjective, like my opinion on everything else."

"Nature is cool, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing."

"Peace is just the absence of parents yelling at you."

"Freedom means doing what you want without your parents finding out."

"The truth hurts, but lying is easier."

"Time flies when you're having fun and crawls when you're not."

"Knowledge is power, but common sense is more useful."

"Education is important, but knowing how to have fun is more important."

"Change is inevitable, like my dad getting mad at me."

"It takes courage to admit when you're wrong, but I'm usually right anyway."

"Hope is just another word for not giving up yet."

"Family is the people you're stuck with, so you might as well make the best of it."

"Success isn't about being the best; it's about not being the worst."

"Sometimes you gotta be an idiot to understand other idiots."

"The key to happiness is not thinking too much about what you're doing."

"Love is when you look at someone and suddenly the whole world doesn't matter anymore."

"Life is like a circle of friends, man. You gotta keep it going round."

"I'm not a geek. I'm just... selective about my interests."

"I've got a lot going for me... mostly just my good looks."

"That works for me, and that's all that matters."

"I'm not the smartest tool in the shed, but I'm the coolest."