That 70s Show

"Failure is just success that hasn't happened yet."

"The only constant in life is that things change and parents annoy you."

"Love is when you'd rather be with someone than alone."

"Friends are the family you choose, which is why I choose cool friends."

"What matters is who you are on the inside, but looks help too."

"The future is coming whether you're ready or not."

"You can't make everyone happy, so you might as well make yourself happy."

"Solitude is nice for about five minutes."

"Relationships are complicated, which is why I prefer simple ones."

"Inspiration comes when you least expect it and disappears just as fast."

"Motivation is finding something worth doing."

"War is bad, peace is good, but don't ask me how to fix it."

"Politics is confusing, so I don't pay attention to it."

"Literature is books, and books are boring unless they're comics."

"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that doesn't really matter."

"History is just old stories about old people doing old stuff."

"Technology is awesome, even when it breaks down."

"Imagination is imagination until you turn it into something real."

"Adventure is just what you call trouble when it works out."

"Health is important until you're young and stupid."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a cool car."

"Power corrupts, unless it's my power."

"Fear is just a feeling, right? Still freaks me out though."

"Strength comes from within, but also from looking tough."

"Kindness is cool, even if nobody admits it."

"Patience is a virtue I definitely don't have."

"Justice is supposed to be fair, but it usually isn't."

"Creativity is just making weird stuff and hoping people like it."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before it's gone."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."