That 70s Show

"A mother's love is the strongest force on earth."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"You have to believe in yourself before anyone else will."

"Hope is what keeps you going when everything else falls apart."

"Never underestimate the power of a woman with a vacuum cleaner."

"A smile and a kind word can change someone's whole day."

"Sometimes you have to let people make their own mistakes."

"I raised three kids and kept a household running. I can handle anything."

"Beauty fades, but a good casserole recipe lasts forever."

"The secret to a happy marriage is knowing when to say nothing."

"Love is patient, love is kind, and love wears an apron."

"Family is what you make of it, and I've made quite a bit."

"You can't just sit around waiting for life to happen to you."

"A good woman knows how to make a man feel like a man."

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. There's a difference."

"Solitude beats bad company every single time."

"Keep your relationships cool and casual for maximum freedom."

"Inspiration hits when you're not looking for it."

"Motivation comes from within, and mine comes from having fun."

"War's what happens when politicians screw up."

"Politics and politicians are all the same: liars."

"Reading's for people who got nothing better to do."

"Philosophy's just fancy talk about nothing."

"History repeats itself, which means I don't need to pay attention."

"The best technology is what makes life easier."

"Imagination without action is just daydreaming."

"Adventure beats sitting at home any day."

"Health is something you worry about when you're older."

"Money solves most of life's problems."

"Power is knowing something nobody else knows."