That 70s Show

"Success is having hot girls and cool friends."

"Being happy means doing what you want on your own terms."

"The wise man doesn't follow the crowd; he leads it."

"Love makes you do stupid things, so avoid it."

"The best time of your life is right now, so don't waste it."

"Solitude is great because nobody's around to annoy me."

"Relationships are cool until they start limiting your fun."

"Get inspired by yourself first, everyone else is boring."

"Stay motivated? Nah, motivation is for people with goals."

"War's just another word for the government screwing things up."

"Politics is all a bunch of lies anyway, so might as well enjoy yourself."

"Literature? That's what you read when you got nothing better to do."

"Philosophy is overthinking things that don't matter."

"History's just a bunch of dead guys doing dead guy stuff."

"Technology's awesome until it takes your job."

"Imagination is cool, but reality with a car is cooler."

"Life's an adventure if you're brave enough to break some rules."

"Health? I'll worry about that when I'm old and boring."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys everything else that matters."

"Power is money, cars, and people who respect you."

"Fear is just an excuse people use to not do cool stuff."

"Real strength is not giving a crap what anyone thinks."

"Kindness is weakness. Strength is what gets you ahead."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have and don't want."

"Justice is whatever works in my favor."

"Creativity means making things up on the spot without a plan."

"Gratitude is for people who didn't get enough stuff."

"Keep pushing forward, even if everyone thinks you're a jerk."

"Death? Not thinking about it. It's a downer."

"Beauty fades, but being awesome lasts forever."