Arrested Development

"I'm better than all of you."

"The real treasure was the time we wasted together."

"I need a drink."

"You know, I've been in a lot of situations. This ain't one of them."

"And that's why you always leave a note."

"Your father's an alcoholic. Your mother's a whore."

"Bad news. We're probably never going to see each other again."

"I'm leaving!"

"I know what an erection is, Michael."

"You're a good person. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."

"I'm not a witch. I'm your mother."

"You've been prepared for this all your life."

"I would advise you to just take a long cab ride."

"Well, obviously it wasn't a well-hidden secret."

"I'm going to regret this, but I don't see how."

"Or cocaine."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"I'm the one who matters. Not you. Me."

"We're not a real family."

"I think there's been a huge mistake."

"That's what she said."

"I don't want your pity!"

"I'm a big fan of the penis."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I did not know that."

"The only thing I learned in that prison... is how to be a better criminal."

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad."

"That's what I appreciate about these young people - they have no idea what they're doing."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"They don't allow you to have bees in here."