Arrested Development

"As a woman, I find it very difficult to stand up and say, 'I don't want to work.'"

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"That's all there is to it."

"Don't come crying to me."

"I've seen it all before."

"Your life is a mess."

"I don't need anyone's pity or their help."

"That's the way the world works."

"Nobody listens to me anyway."

"Just remember one thing: I'm always right."

"I've dealt with worse."

"You're worse than your father."

"I don't have time for this nonsense."

"That's life. Get used to it."

"You brought this on yourself."

"I'm done with you."

"Someone has to be the adult."

"I didn't ask for this."

"You're wasting my time."

"Life goes on."

"I'm not interested in your excuses."

"That's where you're wrong."

"Nobody appreciates what I do."

"I'm too old for this."

"You'll understand when you're older."

"That's not my problem."

"I've seen worse."

"You're on your own now."

"I'm not listening to this."

"Life doesn't stop for anyone."