Arrested Development

"That takes guts. Or no brains."

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"I'm not sick. I'm just not well."

"As your mother, I have certain responsibilities."

"I'll kill you all."

"There's nothing I love more than the sound of my own voice."

"If I wanted to spend my day arguing with someone, I'd call your father."

"I love my family and I have no regrets. I do regret trying to read."

"I'd rather not have a child than have to wear one."

"You can't just show up and expect to move back in. Well, you can. And you did."

"I've started to think about my legacy. What I'm leaving behind."

"The only thing I asked for in the divorce was the house and the rest of his life."

"I'm rich, I'm not made of money."

"There's no point in being bitter if you can't make some use of it."

"I've made my choices and I can work with jewelry."

"You don't have to be smart to be successful."

"It walked so I could run."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"Suddenly she's a Buster."

"You're my third least favorite child."

"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with your work."

"The chicken is dry. Just like my sense of humor and my vagina."

"We'll see who brings in more money. Oh, that's you. By a lot."

"I'll leave when I'm good and ready."

"Marry me."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Get rid of the seaward to the sea. It smells like low tide and self-respect."

"I don't care for Gob."

"Stand your ground. Don't make excuses for the people around you."

"Blah blah blah, something about a feelings."