Arrested Development

"You're lucky I love you. Actually, that's not luck. That's a curse."

"I don't have the energy for this right now."

"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion."

"I'm not being judgmental, I'm being observant."

"You're not smart. You're not pretty. What exactly is your value?"

"I've been around the block. Many blocks. I've covered a lot of ground."

"Life's too short to spend it with stupid people."

"That's what I appreciate about you. Absolutely nothing."

"The best revenge is success. And a good martini."

"You'll figure it out or you won't. Either way, I'm having a drink."

"I'm too old to care what anyone thinks."

"Some people are just built different."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Well, until tomorrow."

"I don't believe in second chances. I believe in first impressions."

"You're being very sensitive about this."

"Nobody likes a quitter."

"I've seen worse than this and I'm still here."

"Just because you're sad doesn't mean you get to give up."

"That's disgusting. On so many levels."

"I'm the only one who understands what's really going on."

"You're a bad mother. A bad, bad mother."

"I'd much rather hear you make empty promises than do them and disappoint me."

"That's what separates the winners from the losers."

"I never comment on the private lives of anyone. Except yours."

"The most important thing is power. Everything else is secondary."

"I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to know."

"You need to be prepared for anything in this world."

"I've buried three husbands. You think you're going to leave me?"

"That's not a lie. It's a strategic misrepresentation."

"You're a moron."