Arrested Development

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"You're a smart guy. Too smart for your own good, maybe."

"I'm a man. I can change. If I have to. I guess."

"The point is, we tried. That's something."

"I don't need anyone telling me how to spend my time."

"Everyone deserves a second chance. Well, maybe not everyone."

"I should have known better. But I didn't."

"We're going to have to work together on this."

"Look, I'm not a bad guy. I've done some bad things, but I'm not a bad guy."

"I'm going to find another girl. That one had her chance."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I care deeply. I think that's what my mother always said."

"Maybe we can get some lessons from the master of illusion."

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

"Why should I have to go to jail for a crime someone else noticed I committed?"

"I've always been more of a ideas man anyway."

"You know, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore."

"We're not just doing this for money. We're doing this because we're a family."

"I should have seen this coming. I'm not a moron, I'm only a great big sucker."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm going to regret this."

"As a matter of fact, we're on the same side."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"I'm not angry, I'm disappointed. Which is worse."

"The world doesn't owe you anything."

"That's not a philosophy, that's just laziness."

"I've seen what desperation does to people."

"Every generation thinks the previous one was better."