Arrested Development

"You can't just comb that hair."

"I wish I could quit you."

"That's going to leave a mark."

"Come on!"

"I'm the only one who understands you, Michael."

"I'm a moron."

"There's no point in doing anything if nobody's going to know about it."

"I have nothing to say to you."

"You know, it's funny... we were just talking about you."

"I'm trying to raise the dead here."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"Maybe we're not so different, you and I."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"Gratitude is easier when you focus on what you could have lost."

"The best thing about solitude is nobody judges your choices."

"Relationships are just elaborate negotiations for who gets to disappoint whom."

"Inspiration comes from watching other people succeed and thinking you can do better."

"I think the best motivation is desperation mixed with ambition."

"Philosophy is just asking the same questions in different ways."

"History proves that lying gets easier with practice."

"Technology has made it easier to be alone together."

"Imagination is the only way to escape reality long enough to change it."

"Adventure is just problems you choose to have."

"Health is what you have when everything else fails."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy really good fake happiness."

"Fear is just excitement without a positive spin."

"Strength isn't about being tough - it's about being flexible."

"The key to handling conflict is just outlasting the other person."