Arrested Development

"Solitude is underrated - it's the only time you don't have to pretend."

"Motivation is just another word for wanting something badly enough to lie about it."

"I think the best way to deal with war is to avoid it entirely."

"Dreams are great until you have to actually make them happen."

"Work is just playing a character eight hours a day, five days a week."

"Education is what they teach you; learning is what you actually pick up."

"Justice is decided by whoever tells the best story first."

"Nature is beautiful until you actually have to spend time in it."

"Peace is just the absence of people who annoy you."

"Politics is the ultimate con game, and I'm considering getting into it."

"Science is just explaining things we already know in complicated ways."

"Art is whatever makes people look at you twice."

"I don't need faith when I have the ability to fake my way through everything."

"History is written by whoever's best at telling the story."

"Technology is just another way for people to avoid actually connecting with each other."

"I've learned that imagination is more valuable than reality."

"The secret to adventure is just showing up and pretending you planned it."

"Happiness is temporary, but being interesting is forever."

"I think death is just nature's way of saying 'time for a new character.'"

"Fear is just the inability to see the bigger picture."

"If you act like you belong somewhere, nobody will question whether you actually do."

"You know what I learned? Sometimes being fake is more honest than trying to be real."

"Music is just organized chaos, which I happen to be very good at creating."

"I've never met a situation I couldn't talk my way out of."

"The strength to change comes from accepting who you are first."

"Life is too unpredictable to make long-term plans."

"I believe in always having a backup plan. And a backup backup plan."

"Creativity is just finding new ways to lie convincingly."

"You can learn a lot by just watching people and understanding what makes them tick."

"Time is just a construct we invented to make ourselves feel less chaotic."