Arrested Development

"I think I'd be a great CEO. I have no experience and no shame."

"Hope is what keeps you from seeing things clearly."

"The only thing more complicated than family is trying to escape family."

"If life gives you lemons, just tell people they're limes and charge more."

"Success is 10% inspiration, 20% perspiration, and 70% pretending you know what you're doing."

"I've realized that patience is just another word for procrastination."

"The world is full of people pretending to be something they're not."

"Love is overrated. I'll stick with myself - at least I know I won't disappoint me."

"You know what? I'm going to be myself. Whoever that is."

"Adults are just kids who got tired and gave up."

"I think the key to happiness is just not caring too much about anything."

"If you're going to do something, do it with confidence. Nobody questions confident people."

"Relationships are just elaborate schemes we use to avoid being alone."

"I've learned that the best lies are the ones people want to believe."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps when you're trying to escape your family."

"You can reinvent yourself whenever you want. That's the beauty of being young and resourceful."

"Life's too short to worry about what people think."

"I'm going to be honest with you - I have no idea what I'm doing."

"Family is complicated, but that doesn't mean you stop trying."

"Sometimes you just have to fake it till you make it."

"You know, I've been thinking about getting into real estate. Or politics. Or crime. Haven't decided yet."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case of mistaken identity."

"This is just the beginning."

"I know what I have to do."

"That's the real question."

"I'm ready for whatever comes."

"This is the moment."

"That's all I can say."

"I'm going to be better."

"This matters to me."