Arrested Development

"Sometimes I think I should have been a dancer."

"That's what I appreciate about you. You're like a son to me."

"I was not a fan of that."

"We all have our crosses to bear."

"I demand respect."

"Being a mother is an art form."

"I love the smell of a new house. It smells like success. And money."

"You know, it's possible that some things aren't as bad as they seem."

"I'm a very important woman."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I should be celebrated, not berated."

"That's what I get for trying to be fancy."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"You're my son. I don't have to like you."

"I need the deck... for sitting."

"Everyone's a hero in their own way."

"I'm getting thin. This is a good thing."

"My time with you has been precious. How much is it worth?"

"I don't do well with criticism."

"We're a close family. Sometimes too close."

"Spring break!"

"I think I'm dying."

"You can't make mistakes when you're perfect."

"I'm the only thing standing between this family and complete chaos."

"Well, it's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm a very wealthy widow."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I need a vodka rocks."

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."