Arrested Development

"A mother's love is unconditional. My affection is not."

"You need to learn responsibility."

"I've never been wrong about anything."

"Life is precious. Expensive drinks are more precious."

"I deserve better than this."

"You're all I have."

"This is why I can't have nice things."

"I just want everyone to get along."

"Shouldn't you be working?"

"I need someone to take care of me."

"These people don't appreciate me."

"I'm a woman of principle."

"What I wouldn't give to go back to simpler times."

"I've been a very good mother."

"You kids are my greatest achievement."

"I just need a little me time."

"Sometimes the most important thing a parent can do is get out of the way."

"My life is a mess."

"I'm a complicated woman."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy vodka."

"I think what I have to offer is a lot of charm."

"That's what makes us a family - our willingness to forgive."

"I can't imagine life without you."

"Every mother should have a son who looks after her."

"I'm not a junkie. I'm a user."

"I've never actually met a gay person... I don't think."

"It's not about the money... Actually, it is about the money."

"I just want to be a good mother."

"You're all monsters. Except you, George. You're okay."

"I don't think I'm a very good mother."