Arrested Development

"I'm older and I have better insurance."

"The only thing worth inheriting is good manners."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time, and none of them were pleasant."

"Nothing good ever comes from being honest."

"I need a drink. And possibly a gun."

"You know what I don't understand? The appeal of family bonding."

"I'm going to go have a cup of coffee and then I'll think about it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy silence."

"I've made a huge mistake. And no, it's not you."

"Get me a vodka rocks. And not the well stuff."

"I'm not to be disturbed while I'm reading my wine list."

"The fact that you didn't know that tells me everything I need to know about you."

"I think it's best if we don't speak for a while. About a year."

"There's no such thing as a free lunch, and there's no such thing as free love."

"You know what? I have no idea what you're saying. But it sounds made up."

"I need a strong man right now, not a frightened boy."

"That's what I love about these high school girls—I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm looking for something that says 'I'm a wealthy widow whose husband left her a fortune.'"

"George, you're killing me with that tie. What are you trying to do, be brave?"

"I have a feeling I've been very generous in the past and I can afford to be less than forthcoming now."

"You're a handful, and that's putting it mildly."

"I'm going to get my teeth cleaned. Then I'm going to get my car serviced."

"Buster, take a letter. Dear Whoever."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"As a former air force officer, I have a keen sense of military strategy and tactics."

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will."

"Can we just pretend this conversation never happened?"

"I'm beginning to think I'm not a very good influence."

"You've disappointed me for the last time."

"I'm done with all of you."