Futurama

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Quotes from Futurama

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"Every piece of art deserves proper documentation."
Hermes Art
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"Nature follows its own rules - we should respect that."
Hermes Nature
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"Inner peace comes from knowing everything's in order."
Hermes Peace
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"Freedom means the liberty to organize as you see fit."
Hermes Freedom
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"Honesty is the best policy in all transactions."
Hermes Truth
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"Time flies when you're having fun filing documents."
Hermes Time
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"The more you know, the better decisions you can make."
Hermes Knowledge
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"Education never stops - there's always more to learn about regulations."
Hermes Education
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"Change happens one form at a time, mon."
Hermes Change
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"Be courageous enough to question bad policies."
Hermes Courage
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"There's always hope if you believe in the process."
Hermes Hope
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"Family traditions are important - like filing systems."
Hermes Family
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"Friends don't let friends skip the mandatory orientation."
Hermes Friendship
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"Success means being the best damn bureaucrat in the system."
Hermes Success
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"Every regulation exists for a reason, even the weird ones."
Hermes Wisdom
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"You can't cut corners on important things - that's just sloppy."
Hermes
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"In the bureaucracy, rules are the foundation of society."
Hermes Truth
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"This job's got more red tape than a Christmas present factory."
Hermes Humor
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"Mon, the auditors are coming - double-check everything!"
Hermes Work
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"Sometimes you need solitude to think clearly about solutions."
Hermes Solitude
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"Relationships are built on honesty and clear communication."
Hermes Relationships
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"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it - usually during work."
Hermes Inspiration
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"You gotta stay motivated when facing mountains of paperwork."
Hermes Motivation
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"War should be avoided at all costs - mediation works better."
Hermes War
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"Politics is about making the right decisions for everyone."
Hermes Politics
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"Literature expands the mind - during your lunch break."
Hermes Literature
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"Philosophy asks the big questions, but the forms still need filing."
Hermes Philosophy
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"History teaches us how systems evolve and improve."
Hermes History
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"Technology can help, but sometimes the old ways work best."
Hermes Technology
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"Imagination helps you see solutions others don't."
Hermes Imagination