Futurama

"You need courage to speak truth to power in the bureaucracy."

"Hope is what keeps you filing forms when the system seems broken."

"Family is like your spreadsheet - complicated but important."

"Real friends help you balance your books AND your life."

"The path to success is paved with proper documentation."

"If you want to be happy, get yourself a nice organized desk."

"Wisdom comes from experience and keeping meticulous records."

"Love is like a good filing system - it takes maintenance."

"You can't spell 'bureaucracy' without 'ur,' and that's the truth!"

"Life's all about balance - like a ledger that actually balances."

"A good accountant is like a good friend - loyal and organized."

"Sometimes you gotta take risks to get ahead, but always document them."

"Nothing's impossible if you believe hard enough and fill out the proper forms."

"You gotta have faith in the bureaucracy, mon."

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"I'm filing a complaint in triplicate!"

"Mon, that spreadsheet ain't gonna balance itself!"

"I am become Bender, destroyer of things."

"Hope is for people with better options."

"The only constant in life is change, and I hate it."

"I'm not your friend, but I won't let anyone else hurt you. Probably."

"In the end, we're all just robots trying to survive."

"The secret to happiness? Lower your standards."

"I've learned that the key to success is not caring."

"Love is temporary, but bending is forever."

"I'll be here when you need me. Probably stealing your stuff."

"Every problem can be solved by bending something."

"Fate is for suckers. I make my own luck by stealing it."

"I'm not saying I'm better than you, but I'm also not not saying it."

"The world needs more robots like me and fewer humans like you."