Futurama

"I have faith in one thing: myself. And maybe Fry, when he's not annoying me."

"This music would be great if it were louder and more violent."

"Nature is beautiful. Too bad I'm too metal to appreciate it."

"Peace is boring. Give me chaos any day."

"The truth is, I'm a liar. So you can't trust anything I say."

"Time moves forward, but my hatred stays constant."

"I've never been known for my patience. Or my sobriety."

"Knowledge is power, but power is also power."

"If you can't beat 'em, steal their stuff and run away."

"The only thing worse than being a robot is being a human."

"I'll bend whatever I want! That's what being me is all about."

"Being 40% something is both a blessing and a curse."

"I've been in love... once. It didn't end well."

"Your opinion means nothing to me. Mostly because you're a human."

"I'm gonna go cry now."

"Why do we even have that lever?"

"Friendship is the most important thing... after money and fame."

"I've committed so many crimes, I can't remember them all. That's my favorite part."

"Real robots don't cry."

"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!"

"If I had a nickel for every time I've said something stupid, I'd have... a lot of nickels."

"Money is the root of all evil. I approve."

"Humans have dreams. I have the ability to bend them."

"Let's go already! My brain is hanging out of my ass!"

"The only woman who ever loved me used me as a doorstop."

"I'm not insane, I'm just criminally brilliant."

"You can't just decide to change who you are. Trust me, I've tried."

"I'm the best robot at stealing, killing, and kissing."

"Bending is an art form, a science, and a lifestyle."

"My story? It's a love story, baby. Me and bending."