Futurama

"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy."

"When I was a young robot, I dreamed of bending things."

"Can I have the large dark roast, and don't skimp on the artificial sweetener."

"I love the smell of roasted humans in the morning."

"Robosexuality is perfectly natural."

"I'll make my own happiness, with blackjack and personal destruction!"

"Have you ever tried simply turning off the robot and turning it back on again?"

"I'm so drunk, I can't feel my hands. Oh wait, I don't have hands."

"The best time to make friends is before you need a kidney."

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% stealing credit for other people's work."

"Wanna go on an adventure? I've got a spaceship and no moral compass."

"I'm made of 40% titanium!"

"Being a robot is great, but we don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad."

"In the time it takes to say 'friendship,' I've already stolen your wallet."

"I'm an autonomous robot. I don't need anybody."

"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"

"I've had it with this Earth! Exploding sorta slowly!"

"Kill all humans! Just kidding."

"We're doomed. All of us. But especially me."

"I'm gonna build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm exactly where I need to be, with exactly who I need."

"Love conquers everything, even time itself."

"I'm stronger than I think, braver than I know."

"Dreams are worth chasing, no matter how impossible."

"I've learned to appreciate the little things."

"Being together is better than being alone, always."

"I'm not sure about the future, but I'm sure about this."

"Life taught me that kindness matters more than anything."