Futurama

"I've got nothing to lose and everything to gain."

"Every robot, alien, and mutant deserves respect."

"I'm just a guy trying to figure out his place in the universe."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"I'd deliver anything to anywhere, as long as we're together."

"The future is scary, but less scary with friends."

"I'm not weak; I'm just underestimated."

"Being lost is just the first step to finding where you belong."

"I never knew what I was missing until I found you."

"Time flies when you're having fun with the right people."

"I'd rather fail with you than succeed alone."

"The best discoveries happen by accident."

"I'm not a hero, but I can be one when it counts."

"Every failure is just another chance to try again."

"Love doesn't require intelligence; it requires heart."

"I don't understand the rules, but I play by my own."

"Sometimes being simple is beautiful."

"I've learned more in the future than I ever learned in the past."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy pizza."

"Life is an adventure, and I'm here for it."

"I'm afraid of a lot of things, but not of what's ahead."

"Dreams do come true, even for delivery boys."

"I don't have much, but what I have is real."

"Why worry about tomorrow when you can enjoy today?"

"I've been through a lot, and I'm still standing."

"Ignorance is bliss, but knowing you is better than bliss."

"I never thought I'd be happy, but then I came to the future."

"Maybe I'm not where I'm supposed to be, but I'm with who I'm supposed to be with."

"The world is crazy, but you make it make sense."

"I don't know much, but I know I'd do anything for my friends."