Futurama

"That's the problem with the youth of today. They have no respect."

"I've seen a lot of strange things, but I ain't never seen anything to make me doubt my lust for life."

"Sweet grandmother of macadamia nuts!"

"I am the man of the family, and I say you're still grounded!"

"You're not a moron. You're only a case manager."

"Kif, I've mated with a woman! Inform the men."

"Take me to your leader! Oh wait, that's you."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"The answer is no. Always and forever, no."

"Every decision I make is the right one because I make it."

"That's it! I'm going home where I belong, working on my filing system."

"I've seen a lot of things in my life, and this ranks somewhere near the middle."

"You can't expect me to be happy about losing a day's work."

"True friendship means telling people what they don't want to hear."

"I've faced worse odds than these. I'm not afraid of anything."

"One day, I'll own this company and the planet it orbits!"

"That's a lie! But not like when we lied about the radiation."

"I'm gonna have to ask you to pay a fine."

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"Bureaucracy is my business. And business is good."

"When will that be? Soon."

"I'm 36 percent titanium!"

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!"

"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"

"Mon, if I don't survive, tell my wife... hello."

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth! That's the best news I've heard all week!"

"In solitude, at least, I cannot disappoint anyone."

"My relationships are monuments to my fundamental inadequacy."

"What could possibly inspire hope in someone like me?"