Futurama

"I'm not just a bureaucrat, I'm an artist of administration."

"The path to success is paved with good intentions and better organization."

"Friendship means being honest, even when it's about your paperwork."

"I've learned that the key to happiness is a well-organized workspace."

"That's why I always say: Expect the worst, file accordingly."

"Love is like a good filing system. It requires attention and care."

"Life is a marathon, not a sprint. But you still gotta file."

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades. And organize them."

"I believe in hard work, dedication, and three-ring binders."

"Change is inevitable, but my filing system never will be."

"Knowledge is power, and I am all-powerful."

"I'm gonna take a short break and reorganize my thoughts."

"That's not a regulation-issue paperclip!"

"I need to make sweet love to my file cabinet."

"My momma's so fine. She's got a body like the number 8."

"Don't get me started on the state of paperwork today."

"I'm the number one guy. I'm the only guy!"

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. But then you're all sweaty."

"The only thing that keeps me sane is my filing system."

"This office has a very strict filing system, and I intend to maintain it."

"I'll be filing my nails. Don't file your nails at me!"

"Have you ever thought of just not being a moron?"

"That's the beauty of bureaucracy, everyone's a little bit crooked."

"Everything's coming up Hermes!"

"You see, Fry, Leela, Bender, we are not bending unit, we are family!"

"I'm going to go home and download some more stuff."

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

"I have a little secret. Come here."

"Nothing in this world is certain except death and taxes."

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."