Futurama

"Mathematics is important, especially for delivery boys."

"Adventure is out there, somewhere in the stars."

"I'm a live man, and live men make mistakes."

"The key to a long life is good genes and not smoking."

"I may have made some mistakes, but at least I'm still alive."

"Have you considered just giving up?"

"Bender, why must you always hurt people?"

"Dear friends, I've made a new discovery in nanotechnology."

"To think, just fifty years ago we didn't even have electricity. And now we have so much."

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

"I hate these filthy Neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand."

"In my day, we didn't need fancy robots to make deliveries."

"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins movie endings!"

"Keep searching every planet, every star, and every eddy of the space dust."

"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble remembering things. Oh, what was I saying?"

"My dear friends, we must use science for good, not evil."

"Wernstrom!"

"Why can't you sciencemen ever just do what I ask?"

"I've made it with a woman. Inform the men."

"To shreds, you say? Oh my, yes."

"I'm old, not dead! Well, not yet anyway."

"Good news, everyone!"

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth, grant me the strength to file on!"

"The bureaucrat's burden is the bureaucrat's honor."

"My legacy won't be what I accomplished, but how neatly I archived it."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the filing problem."

"I live by a simple code: work hard, file harder."

"At the end of the day, it's not what you achieve, but how well you file it."

"What I do comes from the heart, but I make sure the documentation is precise."

"Solitude is best spent in contemplation of one's filing system."