Futurama

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Quotes from Futurama

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"Sometimes solitude is the best companion."
Professor Farnsworth Solitude
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"Relationships are complicated, just like quantum physics."
Professor Farnsworth Relationships
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"Be inspired by the impossible."
Professor Farnsworth Inspiration
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"Motivation comes from within, or from desperation."
Professor Farnsworth Motivation
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"Wars are won by those willing to make the hardest choices."
Professor Farnsworth War
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"In my time, we had to walk uphill both ways."
Professor Farnsworth History
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"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."
Professor Farnsworth Success
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"The pursuit of happiness is more important than happiness itself."
Professor Farnsworth Happiness
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"Change is the only constant, except for my incompetence."
Professor Farnsworth Change
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"I have the strength of men half my age! Oh, that's not very strong."
Professor Farnsworth Strength
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"Art is the expression of the inexpressible."
Professor Farnsworth Art
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"Nature, unlike machines, has no instruction manual."
Professor Farnsworth Nature
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"Power corrupts, but it's still rather nice to have."
Professor Farnsworth Power
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"Fear is the mind-killer."
Professor Farnsworth Fear
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"Money is the root of all happiness... I mean evil."
Professor Farnsworth Money
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"A good leader listens to his people, even when they're wrong."
Professor Farnsworth Leadership
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"Faith is believing in something you cannot prove."
Professor Farnsworth Faith
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"Music heals the soul in ways science cannot explain."
Professor Farnsworth Music
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"The greatest literature teaches us about ourselves."
Professor Farnsworth Literature
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"I've seen empires rise and fall, and it's all just dust in the end."
Professor Farnsworth Philosophy
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"Family is more important than all the science in the universe."
Professor Farnsworth Family
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"A true friend never lets you face the void alone."
Professor Farnsworth Friendship
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"Patience is a virtue for those with nothing better to do."
Professor Farnsworth Patience
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"Justice demands that we protect those who cannot protect themselves."
Professor Farnsworth Justice
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"I don't understand it, but I love it anyway."
Professor Farnsworth Creativity
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"Every mistake I made has led to something wonderful."
Professor Farnsworth Gratitude
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"The universe is a beautiful, terrible place."
Professor Farnsworth Beauty
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"Without imagination, we are just walking meat machines."
Professor Farnsworth Imagination
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"I've always dreamed of owning my own delivery company."
Professor Farnsworth Dreams
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"My work may not be remembered, but it will change the world."
Professor Farnsworth Work