Parks and Recreation
Quotes from Parks and Recreation
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"I've hit rock bottom."Jerry Gergich Life
"Everyone's right about me."Jerry Gergich Truth
"This proves I'm an idiot."Jerry Gergich Humor
"I'm sorry I was ever born."Jerry Gergich Humor
"Nothing will ever fix this."Jerry Gergich Fear
"I should have known better."Jerry Gergich Wisdom
"This is the ultimate humiliation."Jerry Gergich Humor
"Everyone should just ignore me."Jerry Gergich Solitude
"I'm going to die miserable and alone."Jerry Gergich Fear
"Why does the universe hate me?"Jerry Gergich Philosophy
"I've ruined everything, as usual."Jerry Gergich Humor
"This is absolutely my fault."Jerry Gergich Truth
"I can't believe I'm still alive."Jerry Gergich Humor
"Everyone deserves someone better."Jerry Gergich Relationships
"I'm the most unlucky person ever."Jerry Gergich Humor
"This will haunt me for the rest of my life."Jerry Gergich Fear
"Why do I keep doing this to myself?"Jerry Gergich Life
"I've completely blown it again."Jerry Gergich Humor
"Everyone's better off without me."Jerry Gergich Fear
"I should probably quit my job."Jerry Gergich Work
"This is going to be the death of me."Jerry Gergich Humor
"I'm sorry for everything I've ever done."Jerry Gergich Kindness
"Why can't I do anything right?"Jerry Gergich Humor
"I've let everyone down."Jerry Gergich Family
"This is the worst possible outcome."Jerry Gergich Humor
"Everyone hates me, even my family."Jerry Gergich Fear
"I should have seen this coming."Jerry Gergich Wisdom
"Nothing good comes from me."Jerry Gergich Life
"I'm the most pathetic person alive."Jerry Gergich Humor
"Why do I even bother anymore?"Jerry Gergich Motivation