Parks and Recreation

TV Show · 11 characters · 4179 quotes

Quotes from Parks and Recreation

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"I've hit rock bottom."
Jerry Gergich Life
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"Everyone's right about me."
Jerry Gergich Truth
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"This proves I'm an idiot."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"I'm sorry I was ever born."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"Nothing will ever fix this."
Jerry Gergich Fear
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"I should have known better."
Jerry Gergich Wisdom
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"This is the ultimate humiliation."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"Everyone should just ignore me."
Jerry Gergich Solitude
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"I'm going to die miserable and alone."
Jerry Gergich Fear
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"Why does the universe hate me?"
Jerry Gergich Philosophy
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"I've ruined everything, as usual."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"This is absolutely my fault."
Jerry Gergich Truth
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"I can't believe I'm still alive."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"Everyone deserves someone better."
Jerry Gergich Relationships
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"I'm the most unlucky person ever."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"This will haunt me for the rest of my life."
Jerry Gergich Fear
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"Why do I keep doing this to myself?"
Jerry Gergich Life
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"I've completely blown it again."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"Everyone's better off without me."
Jerry Gergich Fear
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"I should probably quit my job."
Jerry Gergich Work
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"This is going to be the death of me."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"I'm sorry for everything I've ever done."
Jerry Gergich Kindness
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"Why can't I do anything right?"
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"I've let everyone down."
Jerry Gergich Family
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"This is the worst possible outcome."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"Everyone hates me, even my family."
Jerry Gergich Fear
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"I should have seen this coming."
Jerry Gergich Wisdom
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"Nothing good comes from me."
Jerry Gergich Life
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"I'm the most pathetic person alive."
Jerry Gergich Humor
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"Why do I even bother anymore?"
Jerry Gergich Motivation