Parks and Recreation

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Quotes from Parks and Recreation

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"Freedom is overrated."
April Ludgate Freedom
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"I could quit anytime, I just choose not to because I'm lazy."
April Ludgate Motivation
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"Knowledge is burden."
April Ludgate Knowledge
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"Time is a circle and we're all trapped in it."
April Ludgate Time
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"I learn something new every day that I immediately wish I could unlearn."
April Ludgate Education
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"Change is the only constant in life."
April Ludgate Change
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"I don't have dreams. I have nightmares."
April Ludgate Dreams
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"I'm going to internalize this forever."
April Ludgate Humor
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"This is bad and I'm upset."
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"I appreciate the effort, but I don't appreciate anything else about this."
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"I want to leave and never come back."
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"Nothing matters and we're all going to die anyway."
April Ludgate Philosophy
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"I'm the worst version of myself."
April Ludgate Humor
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"I have nothing to offer anyone."
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"You have to believe in yourself even when no one else does."
April Ludgate Inspiration
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"I'm afraid of the world and everything in it."
April Ludgate Fear
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"I have given up on life."
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"The world is a nightmare."
April Ludgate Humor
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"I wish I could care about things."
April Ludgate Hope
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"April Ludgate: Cynic, pessimist, broken on the inside."
April Ludgate Truth
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"I don't want to do anything."
April Ludgate Humor
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"This is the most uncomfortable I have ever been."
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"I would rather die than be happy."
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"Love is stupid and I hate it."
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"I have no redeeming qualities."
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"I'm not like other girls."
April Ludgate Humor
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"Everything tastes bad."
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"I hate wasting time on things that matter."
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"Children are disgusting."
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"I have perfect taste in music and books and movies and everything."
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