Parks and Recreation

"Despite everything, I'll keep going."

"Politics is a game for people worse than me."

"Literature is depressing and beautiful."

"Philosophy is useless like everything else."

"History is a nightmare I'm trying to wake up from."

"Technology makes everything worse."

"Imagination is a burden."

"Adventure is just a word for suffering in a different location."

"Health is temporary, so why bother."

"Money is the only thing that matters."

"Power corrupts and I would be corruptible."

"My fears are rational and justified."

"I am stronger than I want to admit."

"Kindness is weakness dressed up as virtue."

"Patience is for people with nothing better to do."

"Justice is a myth we tell ourselves."

"Creativity is a form of suffering."

"Gratitude is a waste of emotional energy."

"Perseverance is just not giving up, which sounds exhausting."

"Death is probably better than this."

"Beauty is a trap."

"Humor is my defense mechanism."

"Dreams are for people with potential."

"Work is a necessary evil."

"Leadership is when people do what you want and it's terrible."

"I have no faith in anything."

"Music is just sounds that are organized poorly."

"Science explains everything except why things are terrible."

"Art is meaningless unless it makes you feel bad."

"Peace is boring."