That 70s Show

"Friends are like family, you choose to spend time with them."

"You can't rush good things, they take time."

"The basement is a man's sanctuary."

"A father should always be there for his son."

"Sometimes you just gotta let loose and have fun."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Life's too short to worry about the small stuff."

"You know what? A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I'm not just a dad, I'm a cool dad."

"Change is inevitable, but so is my ability to adapt."

"Faith in myself has never let me down."

"Art is anything I decide is artistic."

"Nature is beautiful, but so are air-conditioned malls."

"Peace is a quiet moment alone with your mirror."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want whenever you want."

"Truth is relative, but fashion is eternal."

"Humor is the best way to get out of trouble."

"Dreams should always include shopping and romance."

"Health is looking good, which is basically the same thing."

"Money is just a way to measure how fabulous you are."

"Power is having everyone want to be your friend."

"Fear of missing out is the only real fear."

"Strength is staying beautiful even on your worst day."

"Kindness is telling your friend she has bad breath before others notice."

"Patience ends when I get bored."

"Justice is getting the last word and the best outfit."

"Creativity is making boring things fabulous."

"Adventure is fun until your shoes get dirty."

"Advice is best given when you're absolutely certain you're right."

"Friendship is having someone to judge people with."