That 70s Show

"Philosophy is deciding between two equally fabulous options."

"Justice should be served with impeccable presentation."

"Creativity is just knowing how to mix patterns and still look amazing."

"Gratitude means appreciating when someone recognizes your fabulousness."

"Perseverance is staying committed to your hairstyle."

"Health is important, but not as important as looking healthy."

"Imagination is wonderful, but reality with money is better."

"Adventure is great as long as there's a five-star hotel involved."

"Motivation is when someone compliments your appearance."

"I may not have all the answers, but I look good not knowing."

"Hard work is for people who aren't naturally talented."

"Faith in yourself is the best accessory you can wear."

"Music should match your mood and your outfit."

"Art is anything that makes you feel something, like a really good sale."

"Freedom means being able to shop whenever you want."

"I don't follow trends, I create them."

"Peace of mind costs extra, but it's worth it."

"Success is 10% hard work and 90% looking good."

"Dream big, but always dream in designer labels."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest in a fashionable way."

"Every problem can be solved with the right attitude and outfit."

"Courage is doing what you want despite what others think."

"I believe in spreading happiness... and gossip."

"Love is great, but have you felt cashmere?"

"Life happens, but my hair should always be perfect."

"Forgiveness is easier when the other person buys you something nice."

"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-maintained."

"Why be mediocre when you can be fabulous?"

"Patience is for people without credit cards."

"Real friends tell you when you look fat in something."