That 70s Show

"Success means people know your name and respect your style."

"Happiness is a new pair of shoes, every single time."

"Love is wonderful, but only with the right person in the right place."

"Motivation is an outfit that makes you feel invincible."

"Inspiration comes from looking in the mirror."

"Science proves that I'm right most of the time."

"Literature should be easy to read and fun to discuss."

"Technology is great if it has a camera for selfies."

"Leadership means everyone wants to follow your style."

"Family is forever, but friends can be whenever you want."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Lies are only acceptable if they make you sound better."

"I'm not conceited, I'm just confident in my abilities."

"Hope is that feeling you get when you spot a sale sign."

"War is ugly, and I don't do ugly."

"Politics should be more fashionable."

"History is just old people's gossip."

"Relationships require communication, compromise, and occasional shopping trips."

"Kindness is complimenting someone when they've made an effort."

"Wisdom is knowing when to laugh at your own mistakes."

"Death would be so tragic, especially if I wasn't ready with a good outfit."

"Beauty comes from within, but also from a really good moisturizer."

"I don't do solitude, I do parties."

"Fear is just a sign you're about to do something fabulous."

"Strength is maintaining your composure when your nail breaks."

"Work should be something you love, or at least that pays well."

"Education is important, but so is networking and looking cute."

"Power looks best in pink."

"Time flies when you're having fun and shopping."

"Intelligence is knowing what to say and when to say it."