Arrested Development

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself."

"The only way to learn is through failure."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"As a therapist, I realize I'm not qualified to give advice."

"I'm going to go have a cigarette right now. Want a smoke? You don't smoke, right, right."

"Solitude is great until you realize you're alone with your thoughts."

"The best relationships are the ones you can manipulate easily."

"I've been a lot of things, but boring was never one of them."

"Literature is where people put the lives they wish they had."

"Philosophy is the luxury of people with nothing better to do."

"History is written by whoever survives the longest."

"Technology makes lying easier and truth harder."

"Imagination is how you survive reality."

"Adventure is just running away with a better narrative."

"Health is overrated when you're young and stupid."

"Money doesn't solve problems; it just creates better ones."

"Power is nothing without the ability to use it immediately."

"Fear keeps you alive, but paranoia keeps you interesting."

"Strength is knowing when to walk away and when to throw a drink."

"Kindness is usually an investment for later use."

"Patience is for people waiting in line."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most money says it is."

"Creativity is stealing from people who haven't stolen from you yet."

"Gratitude goes both ways if you play it right."

"Perseverance is just refusing to acknowledge defeat."

"Death is the one commitment that actually lasts."

"Beauty is pain, usually in heels."

"Humor is the only honest thing about human interaction."