Arrested Development

"Literature is a nice way to avoid living your own life."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking, which is kind of pointless."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."

"Technology is making us smarter and dumber at the same time."

"Imagination is what separates us from the animals, and from reality."

"Adventure is just another word for poor planning."

"Health is the one thing you don't appreciate until you lose it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."

"Power corrupts, but it's still better than being powerless."

"Fear is just excitement that hasn't learned to relax."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about not caring what people think."

"Kindness is usually just strategic generosity."

"Patience is a virtue for people too weak to take action."

"Justice is whatever benefits the people in charge."

"Creativity is just plagiarism that hasn't been caught yet."

"Gratitude is nice, but cash is better."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a positive spin."

"Death is the only guarantee in life, besides taxes."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Dreams are just what happens when your brain gets bored."

"Work is what you do when you can't find a better way to spend your time."

"A leader is just someone brave enough to take the blame."

"Faith is believing in something even when you know it's probably not true."

"Music has a way of making everything seem more dramatic."

"Art is subjective, which is why I can call anything art."

"Peace of mind is a luxury most of us can't afford."

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Time flies when you're having fun, or when you're avoiding your problems."

"Knowledge is power, but power is what really matters."