Arrested Development

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Quotes from Arrested Development

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"Literature is a nice way to avoid living your own life."
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"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking, which is kind of pointless."
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"History repeats itself because people never learn."
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"Technology is making us smarter and dumber at the same time."
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"Imagination is what separates us from the animals, and from reality."
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"Adventure is just another word for poor planning."
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"Health is the one thing you don't appreciate until you lose it."
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."
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"Power corrupts, but it's still better than being powerless."
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"Fear is just excitement that hasn't learned to relax."
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"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about not caring what people think."
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"Kindness is usually just strategic generosity."
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"Patience is a virtue for people too weak to take action."
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"Justice is whatever benefits the people in charge."
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"Creativity is just plagiarism that hasn't been caught yet."
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"Gratitude is nice, but cash is better."
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a positive spin."
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"Death is the only guarantee in life, besides taxes."
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"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."
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"Humor is the best defense against reality."
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"Dreams are just what happens when your brain gets bored."
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"Work is what you do when you can't find a better way to spend your time."
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"A leader is just someone brave enough to take the blame."
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"Faith is believing in something even when you know it's probably not true."
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"Music has a way of making everything seem more dramatic."
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"Art is subjective, which is why I can call anything art."
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"Peace of mind is a luxury most of us can't afford."
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"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."
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"Time flies when you're having fun, or when you're avoiding your problems."
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"Knowledge is power, but power is what really matters."
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