Arrested Development

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Quotes from Arrested Development

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"Health is wealth, and I should treat my body better."
Tobias Fünke Health
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"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."
Tobias Fünke Power
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"Strength comes from within, not from without."
Tobias Fünke Strength
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"Fear is just an illusion we create in our minds."
Tobias Fünke Fear
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"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."
Tobias Fünke Kindness
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"Patience is a virtue I wish I had more of."
Tobias Fünke Patience
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"Success isn't about money or status, it's about being true to yourself."
Tobias Fünke Success
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"Knowledge is power, but only if you know how to use it."
Tobias Fünke Knowledge
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"Change is inevitable, but growth is a choice."
Tobias Fünke Change
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"Hope is what keeps us going when everything falls apart."
Tobias Fünke Hope
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"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be honest."
Tobias Fünke Truth
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"Education is the most powerful tool we have."
Tobias Fünke Education
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"I need structure, I need discipline, I need Gob."
Tobias Fünke Friendship
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
Tobias Fünke Money
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"Life is a series of choices, and we must live with the consequences."
Tobias Fünke Life
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"Love is patient, love is kind, love is completely irrational."
Tobias Fünke Love
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"You have to believe in yourself, even when no one else does."
Tobias Fünke Courage
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"Family is everything, even when they drive you mad."
Tobias Fünke Family
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"Things aren't always what they seem on the surface."
Tobias Fünke Wisdom
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"I've made a huge mistake."
Tobias Fünke
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"The key to a great relationship is communication and understanding."
Tobias Fünke Relationships
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"I blue myself."
Tobias Fünke Humor
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"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you."
Tobias Fünke Life
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"I'm a monster."
Tobias Fünke Truth
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"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
Tobias Fünke Humor
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"There's so much to do and so little time."
Tobias Fünke Time
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"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."
Tobias Fünke Wisdom
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"This is what it means to be alive."
Gob Bluth Life
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"I'm stronger than I ever thought I could be."
Gob Bluth Strength
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"I'm going to find my place in the world."
Gob Bluth Dreams