Arrested Development

"Fashion is my passion, success is my destination."

"That's a lie. I'm the girl George Michael should be with."

"I'm thinking like a businesswoman now."

"My life is basically a Bravo show at this point."

"The difference between you and me is that I'm willing to take risks."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I've always been more of a macro kind of girl."

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"Daddy's not coming back, honey. He's gone to a better place."

"As a woman, I have a responsibility to be beautiful."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case of poor judgment."

"Friends are just people who haven't left yet."

"I'm destined for success. Destiny just moves slowly."

"Love me or hate me, at least you're thinking about me."

"I'll get my life together. One of these days."

"Solitude is my only comfort."

"Relationships are simpler when you're only thinking about yourself."

"Inspiration comes from looking in the mirror."

"Motivation is knowing you have no other options."

"War is what happens when negotiations fail."

"Politics is all about who knows the most people."

"Philosophy is just thinking about things that don't matter."

"History will remember me. Eventually."

"Technology will eventually make me rich. That's my plan anyway."

"Imagination is the only place I'm truly successful."

"Adventure is what happens when your plans fall apart."

"Health is overrated when you're this talented."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy illusions of happiness."

"Power is knowing exactly what to say to get what you want."