Arrested Development

"Success is mine. Eventually."

"Love is a beautiful thing - when it's not ruining your life."

"I've survived worse than this. I think."

"Happiness is a choice, and I choose myself."

"Justice means the court ruling in my favor."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking. And failing."

"Death? That's just another illusion."

"Gratitude is admitting you need other people."

"Every person has hidden depths. Mine are just better hidden."

"I'm not arrogant - I'm just aware of my abilities."

"Education is overrated when you have natural talent."

"Creativity is my greatest weapon."

"Time is money, and I'm wasting both."

"Knowledge is power, but charisma is better."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as a perfectly executed illusion."

"Peace comes when you stop trying so hard."

"Adventure is out there - I just need the money to find it."

"I'm an artist. Artists need freedom."

"Technology is the future of magic."

"Music moves the soul - I learned that from one of my illusions."

"I fear nothing except failure and poverty."

"You've got to be kind to your audience, even if they don't deserve it."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"I've got connections. Well, I had connections."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm very easy on the eyes."

"Dreams are what separate us from the animals."

"Hard work? That's for people without talent."

"The illusion is better than the reality anyway."

"I make my own opportunities."

"Hope is what keeps an illusionist going."